@Deurb1: The lady in front of me wearing yoga pants keeps bending over to pick up quarters, hope she will for dimes too, as I'm out of quarters.
@Deurb1: She sent me a text saying she wearing something special for me...
but every time I ask her what, she says ~ Nothing.
@Deurb1: While fixing my neighbors car I asked her for a screwdriver...
She asked if I had orange juice.
We've been dating since.
@Deurb1: Why do they play this music on the elevators if we're not suppose to slow dance:)
@Deurb1: Six inches of snow predicted tonight:
Is that twitter 6" | |
Subway 6" | |
Real life 6" | |
Or Dan 6" | | Cheesecake