@Dirty_Naomi: I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them.
@Dirty_Naomi: Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from the neighbours house is genius.
@Dirty_Naomi: Hubs: There's nothing on TV *winks*
Me: Remember last time?
*both look at 2yo*
Hubs: There's over 900 channels, we'll find something
@Dirty_Naomi: Am I getting older or is the supermarket starting to play some great songs?
@Dirty_Naomi: 2 Jehovah's witnesses knocked earlier, so I invited them in. I gave 1 the hoover & 1 a mop.
If they can do Gods work, they can do mine.
@Dirty_Naomi: I'm going to start rubbing myself up against people when they've got nice food. If it works for my cat, it'll work for me.
@Dirty_Naomi: I've decided to retire on Monday & live off my savings.
Don't know what I will do on Tuesday though?
@Dirty_Naomi: After mating, a female Praying Mantis kills & eat's the male. Guess she knows it's easier to claim life insurance rather than child support.