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@Dishy2101 : I used to think LOL meant lots of love. Oh! You're Aunt died? So sorry. LOL! Took me years to rebuild friendships.

@Dishy2101: Car next to me in liquor store parking lot has a family sticker. She has SEVEN kids.

I better get in there quick! She's gonna buy it all.

@Dishy2101: Just stepped on the scale. Now I have to replace a broken window and add $467 to the curse word jar.