@Diversion50: POLICE OFFICER: Your name?
MAN: The Rock.
POLICE OFFICER: Your FULL name?
MAN: [quietly] Theodore Rockinghorse.
@Diversion50: I was on a search party in the forest last night.
Bit of a boring party.
We found a dead guy though.
@Diversion50: I like to imagine the person who originated Head & Shoulders shampoo had really, really hairy shoulders.
@Diversion50: It still really upsets me that my dog stopped talking to me around the same time I gave up taking hallucinogenic drugs.
@Diversion50: My Grandfathers dying words to me were, "Are you still holding the ladder?".