@DothTheDoth: If a demon ever tried to possess me my first thought would be: enjoy that debilitating anxiety my dude.
@DothTheDoth: Dream home requirements: 1.) a secret passage behind a bookcase 2.) the thing that will kill me lives just beyond the tree line.
@DothTheDoth: Mulder: it's some sort of over-fed grim reaper judgment figure.
Scully: we're at the mall, Mulder. That's just Santa.
@DothTheDoth: I love how insurance companies offer "accident forgiveness" like they're some sort of ancient deity pardoning your existence.
@DothTheDoth: My arc would have been filled with wolves. I would have made a terrible Noah.
@DothTheDoth: No one wants to talk about Dracula's defining quality, turning into thousands of bats to avoid human contact.
@DothTheDoth: Mulder: we're trapped with ghosts in the stomach of a metal worm.
Scully: those are just people, Mulder. We're on a train.