@DothTheDoth: I’m goth enough to know that when your basement door opens for no apparent reason, you walk down those steps.
@DothTheDoth: As your goth healthcare advisor I urge you to sit by a fire, look out a window briefly, then continue reading about demonology.
@DothTheDoth: Don't invite me over unless you are trying to secretly transfer a cursed object to me.
@DothTheDoth: I like my women like I like my ancient staircases, curvy and can send me straight to hell.
@DothTheDoth: Hungover? Hydrate. Anxious? Hydrate. Want to advance Satan’s agenda here on Earth? Hydrate.
@DothTheDoth: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle & explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.
@DothTheDoth: If you know someone who is effortlessly happy all the time, that's a demon. You're friends with a demon.
@DothTheDoth: As your goth healthcare provider I urge you to drink water. There is nothing more attractive or intimidating than a hydrated goth.