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@EBenita0517 : You didn't question the free nachos or the ride in the van. But now that I've got a knife to your throat you're all "why, why?"

@EBenita0517: When ever a girl wears a shirt saying 'I Woke Up Like This' I resist the urge to say I'm sorry about that.

@EBenita0517: I'm Puerto Rican, but not "carries a knife in my purse everywhere I go" Puerto Rican.

Sometimes it's in my bra.