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Page of ElleOhHell's best tweets

@ElleOhHell : I saw a sign that said falling rocks so I tried and it doesn’t

@ElleOhHell: AMAZON: Your 11 year old niece has a birthday coming up and she loves horses

ALSO AMAZON: do you wanna buy like a sword or a manhole cover or something

@ElleOhHell: If Wonder Woman and Spider-Man go into business together, they should call it Amazon Web Services.

@ElleOhHell: I'll bet when Godzilla first came out, God was like "Damn, that name's way cooler."

@ElleOhHell: The first 600 years or so of heaven is just harp lessons

@ElleOhHell: A great way to make people nervous is to tell them where the bathroom is without their asking.

@ElleOhHell: He's GUILTY! KILL HIM! Inject poison DIRECTLY INTO HIS VEINS!
But first give him whatever he wants to eat; we're not savages.

@ElleOhHell: Are there a lot of abbreviations for Maine or is it just ME?

@ElleOhHell: [Beauty and the Beast, Tinder Edition]
BELLE: *swipes left*

[credits]

@ElleOhHell: UNCLE: Officers weren't even safe from their own men in Vietnam.
ME: I've just decided it's too hard to zoom in on any more dogs' noses.