@ElleOhHell: I'll bet when Godzilla first came out, God was like "Damn, that name's way cooler."
@ElleOhHell: A great way to make people nervous is to tell them where the bathroom is without their asking.
@ElleOhHell: He's GUILTY! KILL HIM! Inject poison DIRECTLY INTO HIS VEINS!
But first give him whatever he wants to eat; we're not savages.
@ElleOhHell: UNCLE: Officers weren't even safe from their own men in Vietnam.
ME: I've just decided it's too hard to zoom in on any more dogs' noses.
@ElleOhHell: HORSE WEARING EARBUDS: *walks into bar*
BARTENDER: Why the long fa--
HORSE: CAN I GET AN APPLETINI?
@ElleOhHell: *discovering flying dinosaur*
PALEONTOLOGIST: We'll call it pterodactyl, for "wing fingers"
ME: *crumples up note that says skynosaur*