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@EpicurusRising : *goes down on escalator Escalator: I have a boyfriend

@EpicurusRising: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!!

*holds up severed head

The crowd stared in horror as the National Spelling Bee contest took a morbid twist.