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@EricaWhoToYou : Husband: I’d rather sleep in the guest room than suffer another night on your new heated mattress pad. Me: Wait. I’m getting my own room???

@EricaWhoToYou: Dear Abby,

I told my husband I didn’t want a grilled cheese when he was making one and now I want a grilled cheese. What do I do?