@FeralCrone: *tucks an errant lock of my gynecologist's hair behind her ear with my toes*
@FeralCrone: 4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to ask what he meant.
@FeralCrone: I'm wearing black with navy blue today. Fight me. Any bruising will only serve to tie it all together.
@FeralCrone: I said I was mad at myself.
My 4yo son looked at me. "There are fancier words for mad," he said, fixing my hair. "You should say irritated."
@FeralCrone: An alien makes contact. I take it home, give it a sandwich. Then ice cream. And then, to show we're an advanced race, an ice cream sandwich.
@FeralCrone: Listen, you should really give your mother a call. She's concerned that "the haters" in her Zumba class are organizing and gaining power.