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@FirstDateStory : "Went to watch a movie, I was wearing shorts and he swiped his finger on my leg. Later found out he wiped his booger on me"

@FirstDateStory: "My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, "You're the third one this week"