@FloodyHippie: Hey, baby, you wanna come back to my place, and become a famous murder victim?
@FloodyHippie: I support Greenpeace because I care about environmental activism, just not enough to do any of the real work myself.
@FloodyHippie: Emma Stone is my girlfriend. Nobody tell her, though. I want it to be a surprise.
@FloodyHippie: As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long.
@FloodyHippie: A zombie jumped out at me, in a haunted house, but he didn't scare me. He did, however, catch my elbow in his face.
@FloodyHippie: You look like the type of person who would try to write a check for a drug deal.