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@FrankCurtisB : I never tell people about how the pens on my desk double as excellent ball-scratchers BEFORE they put them in their mouths. That'd be silly.

@FrankCurtisB: When a lady leaves an article of clothing at my place, I do the gentlemanly thing and put it on and parade around the house looking pretty.