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@FreudsTwin : Rather than Anti-psychotic drugs, I prefer a more friendlier tone like Pro-sanity pills.

@FreudsTwin: Mad scientist- Checks for Labs
Bartender- Checks for Tabs
Boxer- Checks for Jabs
Uber- Checks for Cabs
Your back - Checks for Stabs

@FreudsTwin: I'm no Exorcist, but i did scare the hell out of someone once.

@FreudsTwin: My therapist told me I should start making my own decisions. So I stopped seeing him.

@FreudsTwin: The funny thing about fast food is, that it slows down the people who eat it.

@FreudsTwin: I'm so antisocial, i won't even meet my potential.

@FreudsTwin: I was up all night wondering, if you get fired at the Unemployment Office, do you just switch to the other side of the desk?