@FreudsTwin: Mad scientist- Checks for Labs
Bartender- Checks for Tabs
Boxer- Checks for Jabs
Uber- Checks for Cabs
Your back - Checks for Stabs
@FreudsTwin: My therapist told me I should start making my own decisions. So I stopped seeing him.
@FreudsTwin: The funny thing about fast food is, that it slows down the people who eat it.
@FreudsTwin: I was up all night wondering, if you get fired at the Unemployment Office, do you just switch to the other side of the desk?