Funny Tweeter

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Page of GFGander's best tweets

@GFGander : How crazy is it that we used to say "three and a half inch floppy" with a straight face

@GFGander: People need to learn how to record their name on a voicemail system.
"You have one new voicemail from... *heavy breathing* Toooooooddddd"

@GFGander: There better be a martial arts tournament in Australia called Mortal Wombat

@GFGander: Sucks when good bands have dumb names.

"What are you listening to?"

"It's Made Out of Babies, they're really great."