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@GermanFreckles : *enter password* *wrong* *wrong* *wrong* *reset password* ... *new password can't be the same as old password*

@GermanFreckles: If by raw food you mean cookie dough, then yes, I love raw food.

@GermanFreckles: No, cough syrup, you're not grape flavoured. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape.