@GianDoh: The Wizard of Oz (1939): A Kansas runaway discovers the psychedelic powers of blunt-force head trauma.
@GianDoh: All toilet seats can be heated toilet seats if you push people off them and sit real fast.
@GianDoh: Freak out your neighbors by removing one member of their stick figure decal family each night.
@GianDoh: If someone says "With all due respect," what follows is the verbal equivalent of a captive chimp hurling feces at you.
@GianDoh: Star Wars (1977): A wounded warrior overcomes severe burn injuries to build a massive empire only to see his estranged son destroy it.