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Page of Glove_Monkey's best tweets

@Glove_Monkey : Your restraining order says NO But your lazy eye says.......maybe later.

@Glove_Monkey: Put the spoiled milk back in the fridge and hope it gets better.

- What I think when I hear someone is getting back together with an ex.

@Glove_Monkey: Someone once told me "If you love something, set it free". I told them not to mind about those noises coming from the basement.