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@Grind_n_Roll : You can tell a lot about a person by autopsy.

@Grind_n_Roll: Scientists have spliced the DNA of a human with a sea cow. Oh, the humanatee.

@Grind_n_Roll: Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends.

@Grind_n_Roll: I don't like dictatorships. All dictators should be shot, and if anybody disagrees with me, they should be shot as well.

@Grind_n_Roll: The past, present and future walk into a bar.

It was tense.