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@GringoBrulee : Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. W: god I hate you. M: yes, use your hate

@GringoBrulee: Come here you little vixen and let me take off your top.

-me to my beer.

@GringoBrulee: My first kid will be named Gotham. That way when I have to get up in the middle of the night when they're crying I can say "Gotham needs me"

@GringoBrulee: HR: Do you know why we called you in here today?

Me: I'm not taking off my Batman suit, sir.