@GringoBrulee: Come here you little vixen and let me take off your top.
-me to my beer.
@GringoBrulee: My first kid will be named Gotham. That way when I have to get up in the middle of the night when they're crying I can say "Gotham needs me"
@GringoBrulee: HR: Do you know why we called you in here today?
Me: I'm not taking off my Batman suit, sir.