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@HLFHM : Diet day 1: kale, kale everywhere Diet day 1.5: snorting powdered sugar off of a Dairy Queen flyer while flipping pancakes

@HLFHM: How to get rid of a ghost:

-Toss balloons full of holy water at it

-Get clingy with it (ie: "where the fuck were you last night I waited up and made us alfredo, how dare you!" Sob hysterically)

-Tell it about how you get to be your own boss as an essential oils distributor