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@HRTSMRT : Actually, I'd rather listen to your dog barking than you yelling at it to stop.

@HRTSMRT: In Hell, you enter email addresses & passwords using video game controllers for ever.

@HRTSMRT: What I say: No!

What my kids hear: There's a really good chance if you keep asking.

@HRTSMRT: My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it.

@HRTSMRT: I'd say at least 10% of parenting is smelling stuff.