@Hadzilla: At the last supper Jesus was probably like it would be way more comfortable for everyone if some of you sat on the other side of the table
@Hadzilla: If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately
@Hadzilla: Halloween '94: Mom says store sold out of Batman costumes and buys me a Catwoman one. Called me Catman. The worst part: she went as Batman?
@Hadzilla: HEY OSAMA I FOUND YOUR 72 VIRGINS THEY ARE ALL ON MY TIMELINE TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS
@Hadzilla: Now I find out my ground hands are actually called feet wtf is going on today
@Hadzilla: FUN PRANK: tweet "going hang gliding!!!!" then don't tweet again for 12 years
@Hadzilla: No thanks farting robot on the wall I'll use the paper towels to dry my hands nice try though