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@Halbeerz : Whats this kids eat free bullshit. When was the last time you saw a 4 year old pick up the lunch tab??They always eat free

@Halbeerz: "So You've Been Drinking and Think You Can Dance" now that's a reality show I would watch.

@Halbeerz: I've never hated a neighbour enough to get wind chimes.

@Halbeerz: So Nickelback is playing a flood relief concert for Alberta. Like those folks haven't suffered enough.

@Halbeerz: If I like my job am I a "gruntled" employee??

@Halbeerz: Girlfriend just called me by my full given name.This is gonna end poorly.

@Halbeerz: After what happened to Lance Armstrong I'm kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies