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@HatesNiceThings : If my pizza delivery guy isn't blasting Lionel Richie's "Hello" from his car when he rings my doorbell, I make him go back and start over.

@HatesNiceThings: Can you imagine how awesome sprinkles would be if they tasted like anything?!