@HavocMantis: I'm a fi-sci writer.
"You mean sci-fi?"
No, fi-sci. Fictional Science. Made-up scholarly articles on monsters, magic, and the like.
@HavocMantis: *repeatedly tries to explain Sisyphus to classmates who have apparently never heard of him*
I wish you guys could get how ironic this is.
@HavocMantis: Whenever I experience happiness, I signal this to other humans by showing the sharpest part of my skeleton.
@HavocMantis: The homework is due on Monday.
"Can I get an extension?"
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@HavocMantis: FACT: When a dog barks at you, it's actually their skeleton barking.
PROOF: I have never seen a dog without a skeleton bark.
@HavocMantis: I had to grease a lot of palms to get to where I am today
*cut to me oiling up tropical trees*
@HavocMantis: *at bank*
I always think it's funny when I go to the bank because my last name is Banks
Teller: "haha. First name?"
*Pulls out gun*
@HavocMantis: *goes in bank with finger guns*
This is a robbery!
"no one'll take you seriously-"
*switches to double barrel finger guns*
"do what he says"