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@HeSlimedMeRay : My son just complained about how far the guy in his video game has to walk. We take our lazy seriously around here.

@HeSlimedMeRay: It's "aisle" not "isle." If someone's on the "alcohol isle" that means they're in Jamaica, not at the grocery store.