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@Heartblakekid15 : Roommate: hey blake I just bought this whiskey wanna explain why it's half empty? Me: cause you're a pessimist!

@Heartblakekid15: My parents would hide fruit roll ups on top of the refrigerator where I couldn't reach them. And leave chemicals under the sink.