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@Heaterhotusus : Pretty sure these are the same ingredients in my shampoo. -me, reading the Pringles can.

@Heaterhotusus: "WHY ARE YOU RIPPING OUT ALL OF YOUR FUR?!!"

-my dog, when I wax

@Heaterhotusus: *rage dresses
*rage stomps down stairs
*rage closes neighbors banging garbage can lid flapping in wind
*rage stomps upstairs
*rage undresses