@HeatherLuvsYou: Jealousy is a horrible green monster. Well, a horrible monster in a tight green dress. With big boobs. And an ass to die for. :(
@HeatherLuvsYou: Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice. Take alligators for example.
@HeatherLuvsYou: A foreign kid asked me how to speak English the other day, so I teached him some.
@HeatherLuvsYou: I always check my smoke alarms to make sure they're working. I call it "cooking"
@HeatherLuvsYou: I've never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot.