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@HeatherLuvsYou : Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice. Take alligators for example.

@HeatherLuvsYou: I always check my smoke alarms to make sure they're working.

I call it "cooking"

@HeatherLuvsYou: "Laughter is the best medicine"
-doctor who failed med school

@HeatherLuvsYou: A foreign kid asked me how to speak English the other day, so I teached him some.

@HeatherLuvsYou: I've never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot.