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@HelloCullen : Maybe print wouldn't be dying if they still employed tough dirty children to yell at me to read all about it

@HelloCullen: My tax dollars pay for those public school proms. I'm going to them.

@HelloCullen: Yall keep making fun of millennials you gonna regret all those karate lessons you bought us

@HelloCullen: I would request a bunch of Ambien as my last meal so I would look hardcore as hell by falling asleep at my own execution

@HelloCullen: I want my tombstone to just say "You should see the other guy" on it