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@HeyJennyConway : My thoughts are as pure as snow... after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it.

@HeyJennyConway: English: i before e, except after c.

Science: Ummmm, No.

@HeyJennyConway: Oh baby, were not going to need a 'do not disturb' sign. We're going to need a 'please don't call the police were fine' sign.