@HiddenPinky: [Home after awful day at work, my dog greets me]
Me: At least somebody's happy to see me!
Dog: *shakes head, pulls banana from pocket*
@HiddenPinky: The limerick writers on Twitter
Can be justifiably bitter
The limited length
Is weakness, not strength
And throws our last lines down the sh
@HiddenPinky: Buddhist Monk sees kid in Nirvana t-shirt:
"You like Nirvana? What's your favorite step on the 8-fold Path?"
"Yeah, me, too."
@HiddenPinky: Will I ever be a good parent?
Wait a minute, if you're here
[cut to Magic 8-Ball in crib]
@HiddenPinky: Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please.
"You mean salami?"
No, just a single salamus.
"People who make Latin jokes are a bunch of ani."