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@HitsBelowBelt : You know that feeling you get when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Ya, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that.

@HitsBelowBelt: What kinda psychopath tries to get in touch with someone by calling them on the phone. What is this...1984?