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@HughGoesThere : Me: I saw Elvis Presley last night. Her: I'm sure it was an impersonator. Me: No *hiding shovel* It was definitely him.

@HughGoesThere: Writer: Got this great idea for a movie... “102 Dalmations.”
Walt Disney: That’s way too many dalmations.

@HughGoesThere: Zookeeper: Sir, please leave the hippo enclosure.
Me: No. This is my family now.
ZK: They don't actually eat marbles.
Me: I'm coming out.