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@IGotsSmarts : A man reading a thesaurus saunters into a tavern.

@IGotsSmarts: The networks need to change the phrase “Breaking News” to “Now What?”

@IGotsSmarts: Edgar Allan Poe Because Edgar Allan Got No Job

@IGotsSmarts: "Oh. My. God." - the first duck to eat bread.

@IGotsSmarts: Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles.

@IGotsSmarts: If Minnie Driver married Bradley Cooper her name would be oh god I can't even finish this one

@IGotsSmarts: "Careful, there's poop on the dance floor." - how ballet was invented.

@IGotsSmarts: "Stop pointing at my daughter!" - Kanye West yells at a compass.

@IGotsSmarts: Batman Begins Crossdressing #AddAWordRuinAMovie