@INDlAN_: Dad- I want you to have everything in this world that your heart desires.
*Can I have oreos?*
*it’s quite late now. Let’s make a call*
*Hey Boss, are you sleepin?*
[Yes you nerd, why?]
*cause I’m still doing your stupid work*
@INDlAN_: I’m still waiting for the day my patents will say:
“It’s all fake son, we’re millionaires, this was just to teach you how to be humble.
@INDlAN_: Adulthood is like looking both sides before crossing the street and them getting hit by an airplane.
@INDlAN_: If you don’t sleep now, you’ll sleep during the exam. If you sleep now, you’ll fail in the exam. Life is a mess.
@INDlAN_: *lost in China*
Friend: ask that man where we are
Me [pretending to speak Chinese with a local]: xian chan sēn
Me: we’re in China
@INDlAN_: HER: let’s be open about how we really feel. I’ll go first I love you.
ME: Ok well... I really, really, don’t want Naruto to end