@IRLPepperMD: *parents come into my room*
"We need to talk to you… We think you're an owl."
*turns neck all the way around to face them*
"Who- I MEAN WHY"
@IRLPepperMD: [guy wearing a ski mask holds a gun to my head] "please go skiing with me I am so alone"
@IRLPepperMD: "You think I'm immature? Well, you know what! Our relationship is-"
*holds up imaginary walky-talky*
@IRLPepperMD: *talking to mailman*
So are you like, made of mail?
*mailman laughs* "sure, kid"
So that must mean..
*fireman & garbageman walk by*
@IRLPepperMD: *sees spider in the shower*
Oh jeez I'm sorry lock the door next time buddy
@IRLPepperMD: [911 call]
IM GETTING EATEN-
Ok one sec.
*holds phone away from mouth*
Are you an alligator or a crocodile?
Cool. ITS A CRO-
@IRLPepperMD: "This is the police! Put your hands up where I can see 'em!"
"But I can't-"