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@InThaBurbs : Anyone know the second rule of fight club?

@InThaBurbs: Taking my sunglasses out of 2's hands while he naps in the car is the closest I will come to diffusing a bomb.

@InThaBurbs: Legalize Marijuana and Criminalize Karaoke.

@InThaBurbs: Nothing wakes you up faster than a 5 y/o kicking open your door like SWAT and jumping on you in bed.