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@InkedUpKidder : The safest place to stand when I hit a golf ball, is directly in front of me..

@InkedUpKidder: Only 5 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week..

@InkedUpKidder: My fan has two settings:
- Barely moving.
- Could propel a hovercraft across the Everglades.

@InkedUpKidder: Saturday in my 20's: "Nice, this club is hot! gimme a Vodka tonic!"

Tonight: "Nice, grocery store is empty, ooh I got coupon for that !!"