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@ItalianBratikus : My friend thinks her husband is cheating on her. I don't have the heart to tell her he's just out chasing Pokemon.

@ItalianBratikus: White people dance like they have an invisible hula hoop around their waist.

@ItalianBratikus: When I get calls from unknown numbers I panic, decline and then wait for the voicemail like I'm about to be murdered.