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@ItsLaTourette : It's so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man's name. No I don't want to hold Keith but can he look over my investment portfolio for me

@ItsLaTourette: When you say '' friends with benefits'' I assume you own a medical Marijuana dispensary and or a liquor store

@ItsLaTourette: It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing

@ItsLaTourette: I heard girls like guys that are mysterious so I just put a fog machine under my bed

@ItsLaTourette: *cutting the sleeves off a snuggie and calling it a thuggie*