@IvoryGazelle: My first thought when meeting new people is often how tiny they are and how security in this maternity ward sucks.
@IvoryGazelle: goldfish memory actually lasts for months not seconds so don't play that "I forgot about the rent" shit with me, Bubbles
@IvoryGazelle: [inventing tupperware]
make it with a material that never lets them forget that one time they made spaghetti
@IvoryGazelle: I push everything I have across the table and confidently call "all in".
"Omg, for the last time, this is chess"
@IvoryGazelle: Judge: We only asked you to state your name.
James Loves Murder: I said I plead the 5th!
@IvoryGazelle: Well, actually, FBI is not an acronym; it's an initialism, because you can't pronounce it as a word.
Mom: This is why you have no friends.