@Ivsy01: People used to have to hunt for food now its like omg two people are in line ahead of me at Starbucks.
@Ivsy01: Breaking up
(be mature, be mature, be mature)
Me: (eating chips) you can't use the carpool lane anymore.
@Ivsy01: Keep it mysterious, ladies...
Him: See you next time. Me: Maybe.
Him: Do you want your receipt?
@Ivsy01: (Writing in food journal)
me: for lunch I had sa.........
trainer: (interrupting) salad. awesome.
@Ivsy01: Me:(Standing on a Bosu Ball at bootcamp) No one tells us what to do.
Trainer(rolling eyes) Rene, get down. You asked me to teach this.
@Ivsy01: What's your favorite song?-Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
@Ivsy01: A guy in line next to me just asked me to hold his coffee and I'm like I'm not looking for anything serious right now.