@Ivsy01: Keep it mysterious, ladies...
Him: See you next time. Me: Maybe.
Him: Do you want your receipt?
@Ivsy01: (Writing in food journal)
me: for lunch I had sa.........
trainer: (interrupting) salad. awesome.
@Ivsy01: Me:(Standing on a Bosu Ball at bootcamp) No one tells us what to do.
Trainer(rolling eyes) Rene, get down. You asked me to teach this.
@Ivsy01: What's your favorite song?-Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
@Ivsy01: A guy in line next to me just asked me to hold his coffee and I'm like I'm not looking for anything serious right now.
@Ivsy01: Room service: Would you like your glass of wine before din...Me:(interrupting) YES.
@Ivsy01: Him: (on phone) Why are you single? Me: (watching a movie about a killer tire) I don't know.
@Ivsy01: Me:Thank you, he's so hot I don't even know what I want to do first...Grandma: (interrupting) Okay, can someone else say the prayer please?