@Izianikapani: Goldfish: did you remember to take out the garbage?
Elephant: [rolls eyes]
Goldfish: did you remember to take out the garbage?
@Izianikapani: In Australia we say tuna not tuna fish because tuna cow and tuna chicken are not readily available here.
@Izianikapani: Him:When do you get off?
Me: Usually once you go to sleep
Me: Oh you mean work? 6 o'clock Hun, see you then.
@Izianikapani: "I refuse to be part of an apartheid system that reveres whiteness and segregates those of colour"
"Just do the damn laundry"
@Izianikapani: Pandas, skunks and zebras are the oldest species on Earth, dating back to long before colour was invented.
@Izianikapani: I read my daughter a book about a Frogapotamus last night and dreamt of riding one. Tonight I'm reading her Hugh Jackman's autobiography.