@Izianikapani: Make bowling your first date. If he rents small shoes and jams his fingers in the wrong holes don’t bother with a second.
@Izianikapani: Water towers were invented so angst ridden teenagers had something to climb in 80s movies.
@Izianikapani: Given that our animals have pockets I think we can agree that Australia is more evolved than the rest of the world.
@Izianikapani: Saw a video for vegan cauliflower icecream on fb and heard the four horsemen of the apocalypse thunder overhead.
@Izianikapani: Goldfish: did you remember to take out the garbage?
Elephant: [rolls eyes]
Goldfish: did you remember to take out the garbage?
@Izianikapani: In Australia we say tuna not tuna fish because tuna cow and tuna chicken are not readily available here.
@Izianikapani: Him:When do you get off?
Me: Usually once you go to sleep
Me: Oh you mean work? 6 o'clock Hun, see you then.