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Page of JRehling's best tweets

@JRehling : So, Noah found two polar bears in the Mideast? And after the flood, he took them back to Canada? That sounds plausible. #GodScience

@JRehling: The FAA has shut down airspace over Ferguson, which must be to stop the problem of people rioting and looting in the sky. #FergusonDecision

@JRehling: Nobody in 1972 would have guessed that in 2014, Bill Cosby and Charles Manson would both be in the news, but Manson more favorably.

@JRehling: Mermaids who never get married eventually accumulate a bunch of catfish.

@JRehling: God talked to Jews like 500 times in the Old Testament, and not one warning about the Nazis.