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@J_Illunninati : This house is Not going to clean itself. Apparently, I'm not either.

@J_Illunninati: I can't wait til my kids become adults so I can go over their houses & throw clean laundry all over the floor.

@J_Illunninati: The guy who made my sandwiches told me Have Fun as he handed them to me. Not sure what he thinks I was gonna do wit them