@Jake_Vig: The woman in line behind apparently wants to slowly put her body inside of mine.
@Jake_Vig: The pottery scene in "Ghost," except you're slowly but steadily pushing the other person's face into the clay.
@Jake_Vig: When someone compliments you, etiquette dictates that you respond with "That is accurate."
@Jake_Vig: What I say: "Agree to disagree"
What I really mean: "You are dumb and I will allow you to stay that way"
@Jake_Vig: "Do as many squats as you feel like, I don't want to get involved."
- impersonal trainer