@Jandalize: She gives you butterflies.
She makes your hands sweat.
She sends chills down your spine.
She just gave you her stomach virus.
@Jandalize: The doctor said to spread my legs wider for the exam. Going to the optometrist is kind of fun.
@Jandalize: Why don't we raise more chickens that lay Cadbury Creme Eggs so we can have them year-round?
@Jandalize: I started running today. Also, there is a new mean dog in the neighborhood that interrupted my walk today.
@Jandalize: I always carry a condom.
I never know when things are going to get hot & heavy & I'll have to throw a sturdy water balloon at someone.