@Jandalize: Sorry your team lost. Maybe you should've told the players what to do more loudly from your recliner.
@Jandalize: Good morning to everyone except people that sit right beside me when there are lots of other seats open.
@Jandalize: Bad news: I think I may have broken my toe. Good news: the smart car I tripped over will be alright.
@Jandalize: Ever accidentally turn off your alarm instead of hitting the snooze button and wake up two days later?
@Jandalize: He called me an angel but I'm pretty sure he meant angle because I'm always right.
@Jandalize: She gives you butterflies.
She makes your hands sweat.
She sends chills down your spine.
She just gave you her stomach virus.
@Jandalize: The doctor said to spread my legs wider for the exam. Going to the optometrist is kind of fun.