@Jarhead44: If you ever wondered how long it takes for an over-heated microwave burrito to cool off, the answer is 37 days.
@Jarhead44: My dog sure acts tough for an animal whose natural habitat is on the couch under his blankie.
@Jarhead44: I've always wanted a monkey, so I bought one at auction today.
I've had him about an hour now.
Anyway..... Monkey for Sale.
@Jarhead44: If you're not following me and received this tweet, it's because someone is smarter than you.
@Jarhead44: I apologize to everyone that I've ever offended.
Just kidding. Could you imagine?